Monday, July 30, 2007

Bath day...blah...

I had a bath today. Not sure that I liked it too much. Well, actually, I pretty much hated it. Mom said I smelled like a dog!! Can you believe that?! I don't tell her she smells like a human!! The nerve. THEN! April (our roomate) and her kept taking pictures of me wrapped up in a towel. I kept grunting and whining, but they wouldn't put me down...eventually (after they got the perfect picture...shouldn't they all be perfect??) thye put in my bed....soooo.....I got out of my bed, and pooped on the floor. Serves them right, they won't ever give me a bath again! Ha! Ha!



...right after that, mom put me on this loooog string thing that was connected to the annoying, jingling thing around my neck. I don't like that thing!!!!!!! I kept rolling around and biting it, trying to get it off. And do you know what April and my mom were doing???? LAUGHING!!!!! They kept telling me to 'calm down' and stuff...if they were on a long string, they wouldn't be 'calm' and they wouldn't laughing!!!! Maybe mom was punishing me because I pooped on the floor? She said I needed to get used to the string thing, because I can almost outrun her....hmmm....nah, she feeds me and loves on me, I think I'll stay here. :)

6 comments:

Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...

They so deserved the poop. Doggies are supposed to smell like doggies ... unless they find something really stinky to roll around in. Baths are no fun. We have to suffer through them too. Let us know if pooping in the house makes the baths stop. We are always looking for the solution.

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh, what do they mean you smell like a dog. You must be sweet smelling like all puppies. You're s cute doggie Maggie. :)

~ girl girl

Luckie Girl said...

Hey Maggie
You did very well.I poop in the house all the time..and wat's wrong with smelling like a dog? I think it's better than smelling like a hooman anyday.

Hana said...

Maggie, you are a very smart puppy to know that when you cry at the vet's office, you can get a cookie. Keep it up!

I got a bath too, but not because I smell like a dog. It's been about 6 months since I had a bath. Eskies like me are "self cleaning" and we don't have doggie odor. Mom says when she found that out, that was a bonus! Well, I got a bath only because Mom just thought it was time for one.

dachshundsr4me said...

Maggie you are the cutest pup ever. We love you and are glad you have such a good Mommy. Tell you Mommy hello from Kay and Robin at Dachshunds by Kay and Robin.

Joe Stains said...

baths are the worst ever and pooping on the floor is definitely an appropriate reaction!