I had a bath today. Not sure that I liked it too much. Well, actually, I pretty much hated it. Mom said I smelled like a dog!! Can you believe that?! I don't tell her she smells like a human!! The nerve. THEN! April (our roomate) and her kept taking pictures of me wrapped up in a towel. I kept grunting and whining, but they wouldn't put me down...eventually (after they got the perfect picture...shouldn't they all be perfect??) thye put in my bed....soooo.....I got out of my bed, and pooped on the floor. Serves them right, they won't ever give me a bath again! Ha! Ha!
...right after that, mom put me on this loooog string thing that was connected to the annoying, jingling thing around my neck. I don't like that thing!!!!!!! I kept rolling around and biting it, trying to get it off. And do you know what April and my mom were doing???? LAUGHING!!!!! They kept telling me to 'calm down' and stuff...if they were on a long string, they wouldn't be 'calm' and they wouldn't laughing!!!! Maybe mom was punishing me because I pooped on the floor? She said I needed to get used to the string thing, because I can almost outrun her....hmmm....nah, she feeds me and loves on me, I think I'll stay here. :)